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17

Jul

meladoodle:

haha i’ve changed so much

(Source: meladoodle)

19

Jun

thechamberofsecrets:

have u ever quoted spongebob to someone and they didnt get it and they just looked at u and u felt like everything was pointless

lameborghini:

gaining followers at the speed of something really slow

burritwo:

starbuckers:

what do you call a giraffe driving a car?

a danger to society

bengray:

highkeygay:

um bitch have u seen your kids

The one on the right looks like a mother from the UK during the world war

andrewbreitel:

potayto:

do people really still say me gusta

what

im pretty sure every single spanish speaking person does

stumpire said: Tell an ancient proverb

panicatthedisco:

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

paradisdesbilles:

do you ever read someone’s opinion about something and just go “okay for the sake of our friendship I’ll just ignore that”


“@.JackAllTimeLow: Woke up and wanted to say thanks for all the birthday wishes! We’re Gonna Live Forever!!!!!!” 

@.JackAllTimeLow: Woke up and wanted to say thanks for all the birthday wishes! We’re Gonna Live Forever!!!!!!” 

(Source: punkarth)