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Sep

tyleroakley:

THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

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pazzosenzafine:

mcstump:

dear straight people,

aye yo tumblr, we need to talk about how this slam poem will fucking change your life

every fucking thing about this is perfect 

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

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nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

fredweasley:

anerifaerie:

Does anyone else find it kind of heartbreaking that the epilogue of Harry Potter takes place in 3 years? As of September 2016, we’ll have passed the entire timeline of Harry Potter…

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

fandomcollector:

hello-hannie:

Omg I’m dying this is so cute! This little girl recreates celebrity outfits with construction paper and tape! 

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http://www.fashionbymayhem.com/

That little girl is going places

this little girl has more of a fashion sense than I do

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bonzananza:

awesomephilia:

padyluppet:

in case anyone is interested, in order:

afternoon
mcdonalds
utility vehicle
brisbane
full
barbeque
avocado
biscuits
bottle shop
bundaberg rum
cabernet sauvignon
chocolate
breakfast
compensation
methylated spirits
sandwich
sausage
spaghetti bolognaise
cigarette
football
garbage collector
boxed wine
kindergarten
kiss
politician
poker machine
registration
service station (gas station)
sick day
cigarette break
bottle of beer
can of beer
sweatpants/tracksuit pants
Volkswagen
vegetarian
u-turn

it sounds like the words little kids make up because the words are still too difficult to pronounce for them

papagreglestrade

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dci-or-die:

kennythecontra:

houseoflecter:

US National Anthem in minor key.

 Can this be the trailer music for the next dystopian movie?

fucking christ

If our government ever collapsed like in a book or a scary movie I really would love to see this become the national anthem

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

neyagawa:

meanplastic:

tumblr staff

im fucking crying at this effort they taped the cockroach and made a little tie the longer i look at this the funnier it gets

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