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23

Apr

unfollower:

if tumblr is so accepting than why is it that i, a straight man, 

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer)

being eaten was the leading cause of death for rural squirrels
blood-countess:

“Let me tell you something about Sadie; Sadie was always coming to me and saying, ‘Do you love me?’ And I’d say, ‘Do you love you?’ She would say, ‘Tell me you love me, do I look pretty?’ And I’d say, ‘Tell yourself you look pretty.’ Do I have to go around like a little puppy dog, saying, ‘Oh, you look good, oh, you sure look nice,’ and all that bullshit? Accept yourself and be with yourself.”
— Charles Manson on Susan ‘Sadie’ Atkins, 1985

blood-countess:

“Let me tell you something about Sadie; Sadie was always coming to me and saying, ‘Do you love me?’ And I’d say, ‘Do you love you?’ She would say, ‘Tell me you love me, do I look pretty?’ And I’d say, ‘Tell yourself you look pretty.’ Do I have to go around like a little puppy dog, saying, ‘Oh, you look good, oh, you sure look nice,’ and all that bullshit? Accept yourself and be with yourself.”

— Charles Manson on Susan ‘Sadie’ Atkins1985

poopflow:

after learning about transphobia and misogyny and etc its so uncomfortable to be around any person thats not educated on these issues in real life  

joyeuxniall:

my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was like “are you so-and-so?” and he was like “yeah…” and they were like “bill gates just paid off your student loans”

fuckyeah1990s:

Happy earth day…

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy)

Anonymous asked: Do you believe in God?

zdk13eros:

Yes

I am the Lord.I am ascended.

I am God.

You have no idea how aware omniscient autocrat I am the totem leader I am forever and always I am you and the universe I am God and inside.Bears!!!

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

warriorchicken:

I look like an extremely professional fashionable woman in an Abaya. It probably took me AGES to look this professional right?image

WRONG. I’m actually wearing my onesie underneath it and you will NEVER KNOW MWAHAHAHA

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Wanna know another secret? Even though i LOOK like I’m paying attention to whatever nonsense you are saying…..

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I AM ACTUALLY WEARING HEADPHONES AND LISTENING TO MUSIC

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  BAM!

THIS IS TO MUCH POWER FOR ONE PERSON TO HAVE